Going for a three way today with the promotion of DrMarvin, KTog and mjuad to CORE. Good going guys, now go kill some shit.

Welcoming another "polished" ex-GIM pilot to the Agony Core.

I present - ChromoZ
[Submitted by Granger]

Congratulations to our very own TeaDaze on his successsful election to the next Council of Stellar Management session - well done Tea!

Thanks to everyone who supported TeaDaze, now you all know who to pester when there's something that you just don't like about Eve!
[Submitted by Carenthor Loon]

Cr8r has been with us for some months now and has surpassed his Trial period with flying colors. It is my honor, duty, and privilege to announce his promotion to CORE of AGONY.

It will be a tradition within the Ghost Rider Flight to share some of the kind words shared by others who know and appreciate Cr8r. And so, I will submit the following Eve Mails forwarded to me for such a special occasion.

'Dear Cr8r, from all of us at Madame Gaga’s spanking emporium at Rens Planet 12 Moon 8 we hope you have a great day. Ps Thanks for your annual subscription.'

'Dearest Cr8r M8kr, I miss your strong arms, your tender loving ways, the way you whispered sweet nothings in my ear. I realize I am a loser in love, but I will never forget those wonderful evenings we spent together probing the darkness. Love forever, Skrewedup'

'Dear Cr8me, Wishing you all the luck on your future endeavors, unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances, that is, you blowing me out of the sky, I can't be there with you to celebrate your day in person. Lots of love, Derek Mauler Ps Jackass, I hate you. .'

It therefore gives me great pleasure to invite you all to raise your bourbons (and buy me the next one), and be upstanding as we toast the Cr8r on his promotion, well done!
[Submitted by Pappy]

Congradulations m8, you deserve it!

-This has been a service of the Agony Broadcasting Network-
[Submitted by Olozim]

I said "try to make it funny"...try harder next time - Spin